It’s a mucky, hazardous, undignified race that is all about risk and survival.
Competitors in the cheese chasing dash down Cooper’s Hill in Gloucestershire do it for the prize of a wheel of double Gloucester cheese.
As for general elections, politicians play their game of survival for a place on the green benches in the House of Commons, and with it, power.
On the second stop of our tour with a peoples’ parliamentary bench, we came to Tewkesbury to talk to spectators at the annual event and find out what they want from their next crop of MPs.
Becky Rhode, her partner Tom, her 15-year-old son and her family dog were first to take advantage of the green upholstered bench which we left in a meadow with a view of the cheese chasing contest.
“In rural areas, transport is a lot more expensive, especially fuel prices. Groceries have gone up too,” she said.
Accountant Becky isn’t a big fan of the increases in the minimum wage. She feels it devalues the time, money and effort she has invested in getting her qualifications.
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She says there is “no longer a sizable difference” between what she can earn as an accountant or doing something far less skilled.
Her apple orchard farmer partner Tom Spicer, adds: “We need more money or lower prices, really. That’s it, that’s the main struggle at the moment.”
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Next in the chair was engineering student Joey Sharma who had travelled to the cheese rolling event from Bristol.
He hasn’t decided who he will vote for yet.
“I’m still a student, so student debt, I’d like something done about that. Public transport, I think that’s a big one, carbon-neutral is a big one too for me.”
Lucy Rickson, a housing association worker, thinks more should be done to help people who need social housing and that they tend to be “demonised” by politicians.
She adds: “There are a lot of issues in the southwest, rural regions, small market towns, seaside towns. Politicians need to know about seasonal work, seasonal hidden homelessness.
“If you haven’t got a huge amount of money, there’s not the work to keep your household going.”
Like student Joey, Lucy also worries about the environment and targets to reach net zero.
“I think pushing back all the targets and pushing back all the approaches to a better green world are just inappropriate. We say we can’t afford it, but then we can’t afford a lot of things. We need to prioritise more.”
Gloucestershire is our second stop in the South West, after Newquay in Cornwall, and in both locations the environment has been raised regularly on our people’s bench.
So far, it hasn’t been much of a campaign issue as both main parties have rowed back on green policies.
The view from Cooper’s Hill takes in key battle grounds of the election race.
You can see Cheltenham, along with its famous racecourse, a target seat for the Liberal Democrats, currently Conservative held.
The hill also peers over the town of Gloucester, where Labour need just under a 10% swing to take it. They will need that and more to win the election.
The hill itself is in Tewkesbury, a relatively safe Tory seat, and yet, not much in this election is safe. Even here the Tories could tumble like a cheese chaser.
The Lib Dems need an 18% swing, and they’ve done better than that in recent by-elections.
Labour has support in the area too, so it could turn into a three-way scramble for the line.
Enjoying a picnic with friends on Cooper’s Hill is Jane Blofield, who we coax on to our bench. Jane is a urology and oncology clinical nurse, and she feels her profession is understaffed.
“It’s not about making wild promises, it’s about diverting money to the right places,” she says. In her view, key among them is the NHS.
She then says she will vote Labour but adds, “I don’t know if they’ve got the answers, but I certainly know the Conservatives haven’t because they’ve ruined the NHS.”
Pressed on if she thinks Sir Keir Starmer can repair the situation, Jane replies, “No.”
Like the cheese race, the bumping, bruising electoral arena is a place where slip-ups happen.
Sir Keir Starmer’s party is leading in the polls, but from the voices we’ve heard so far on our tour, it doesn’t feel like people are running towards Labour with glee, but rather running away from the Tories in dissatisfaction.
Even among those who say they will vote Labour, there’s no mad enthusiasm, certainly not of the type you find on the top of Cooper’s Hill, as they prepare to chase a wheel of double Gloucester down an insanely steep grassy slope.
Conservative Party leader Kemi Badenoch has called on Sir Keir Starmer to sack Treasury minister Tulip Siddiq over allegations she lived in properties linked to allies of her aunt, Sheikh Hasina, the deposed prime minister of Bangladesh.
It comes after the current Bangladeshi leader, Muhammad Yunus, said London properties used by Ms Siddiq should be investigated.
He told the Sunday Timesthe properties should be handed back to his government if they were acquired through “plain robbery”.
Tory leader Ms Badenoch said: “It’s time for Keir Starmer to sack Tulip Siddiq.
“He appointed his personal friend as anti-corruption minister and she is accused herself of corruption.
“Now the government of Bangladesh is raising serious concerns about her links to the regime of Sheikh Hasina.”
Ms Siddiq insists she has “done nothing wrong”.
Her aunt was ousted from office in August following an uprising against her 20-year leadership and fled to India.
On the same day, the prime minister said: “Tulip Siddiq has acted entirely properly by referring herself to the independent adviser, as she’s now done, and that’s why we brought into being the new code.
“It’s to allow ministers to ask the adviser to establish the facts, and yes, I’ve got confidence in her, and that’s the process that will now be happening.”
Police in Aberdeen have widened the search area for two sisters who disappeared four days ago in the city.
Eliza and Henrietta Huszti, both 32, were last seen on CCTV on Market Street after leaving their home on Tuesday at around 2.12am.
The sisters – who are part of a set of triplets and originally from Hungary – crossed the Victoria Bridge to the Torry area and turned right on to a footpath next to the River Dee.
They headed in the direction of Aberdeen Boat Club but officers said there is no evidence to suggest the missing women left the immediate area.
Specialist search teams, police dogs and a marine unit have been trying to trace the pair.
Further searches are being carried out towards the Port of Aberdeen’s South Harbour and Duthie Park.
Police Scotland said it is liaising with authorities in Hungary to support the relatives of the two sisters.
Chief Inspector Darren Bruce said: “Eliza and Henrietta’s family are understandably extremely worried about them and we are working tirelessly to find them.
“We are seriously concerned about them and have significant resources dedicated to the inquiry.”
The sisters, from Aberdeen city centre, are described as slim with long brown hair.
Officers have requested businesses in and around the South Esplanade and Menzies Road area to review their CCTV footage for the early morning of Tuesday 7 January.
Police added they are keen to hear from anyone with dashcam footage from that time.
TV presenter Katie Piper has revealed her decision to get an artificial eye, 16 years after an acid attack that left her with life-changing injuries and partial blindness.
The Loose Women panellist, 41, is an advocate for those with burns and disfigurement injuries.
She shared a video of her being fitted with the prosthetic on Instagram.
Piper said: “After many years battling with my eye health, I’ve reached the end of the road somewhat, and the decision has been made to try a prosthetic eye shell.
“This marks the start of a journey to have an artificial eye, with an incredible medical team behind me.
“As always I’m incredibly grateful to all those in the NHS and private health care system for their talent and kindness.
“I will share my journey, I’m hopeful and nervous about being able to tolerate it and would love to hear from any of you in the comments if you’ve been on this journey or have any advice.”
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Commenting on the post, presenter Lisa Snowdon said Piper was a “warrior” and a “true inspiration”.
Piper has undergone hundreds of operations after suffering an acid attack arranged by her ex-boyfriend in March 2008.
She gave up her right to anonymity and made a documentary in 2009 called Katie: My Beautiful Face.
Piper also founded the Katie Piper Foundation which supports survivors of life-changing burns and scars, and has received an honorary doctorate from the Royal College of Surgeons to mark her ground-breaking work.
She was made an OBE in 2021 for her services to charity and burn victims.