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Inspirational thought of the week:

Mama, what have you done?

I trace your steps in the darkness of one

Am I what’s left?

Silver lines whisper to me

“Wounded arms must carry the load”

We’re spitting off the edge of the world, out in the night

Never had no chance, nowhere to hide

We’re spitting off the edge of the world, (nowhere to run)

Never had no chance, (out comes the sun)

Spitting off the edge of the world

— “Spitting off the Edge of the World” — Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Here at Bottom 10 Headquarters, currently located behind the Goodwill bin where Pat McAfee donates all the sleeves that he cuts off his shirts, we can’t believe that two weeks of college football are already in the books — 2⅛ if you include Week 0, and at the Bottom 10, we live for zeroes.

That’s why we jumped up off the pleather Barcalounger we found on the street and dumped a hot pot pie into our laps as the clock hit zeroes at Florida‘s Swamp, ending a game-winning drive by our old pals US(Not C)F that had been extended when a Gator made a zero-sum decision and spit into the face of a Bull. That’s generally a bad plan, trust me. When I was a kid visiting my uncle Will’s farm, I spit into the face of a bull and it proceeded to kick me between two loblolly pines like USF‘s field goal went through the uprights.

It was the most notorious expectoration since Keith Hernandez’s “Magic Loogie” hit Kramer, since Jim Croce tried to spit into the wind before messing with Jim or since, well, the other two sports-related spitting incidents that happened the very same week as the one in Gainesville. See: Jalen Carter of the Philadelphia Eagles and soccer player Luis Suárez of Inter Miami, who actually upgraded by spitting because he usually bites people.

With apologies to former Ohio State linebacker Austin Spitler, ex-Syracuse defensive back Russ Spitz, spitball ace Gaylord Perry and Steve Harvey, here’s the post-Week 2 Bottom 10 rankings.

The Minutemen started their game against the Bryant Bulldogs — who were picked to finish 13th in the 14-team FCS Colonial Athletic Association — with an FPI-calculated chance of winning at 90% and indeed jumped to a 20-3 late in the first half. But they lost 27-26 via a walk-off field goal. It was the biggest turnaround for a Bryant since Kobe’s baseline fadeaway.


The Bearkats kouldn’t klose out Hawaii as they sukkumbed to Warriors signal-kaller Luke Weaver, who both katapulted and karried the pigskin for a kombined 320 yards of offense.


September #MACtion Paycheck Season update: The Cards received $1.2 million from Purdue and $1.3 million from Auburn for their first two games, which they lost by a combined score of 73-3. That’s $833,333.33 per point scored.


In other financial news, the Golden Flashes in the Pan lost to Texas Tech, which has a reported athletic department NIL payroll of $55 million. The closest Kent State has ever come to that kind of money is when Nick Saban dropped his money clip at an alumni function.


You thought this was just going to be Florida, didn’t you? But sometimes the Coveted Fifth Spot is too small of a room to fit all those who deserve a week spent in it. Like how Arizona State coach Kenny Dillingham described Starkville before going there and losing Saturday as a 2024 CFP qualifier versus a Mississippi State team that won two games a season ago.


Everyone should have someone in their lives who politicks for them the way that MTSU alums have worn me out on social media to include their team in these rankings. The last time a group of Tennesseans lobbied this hard for anything was when Volunteers fans tried to have the wastewater treatment plant next to campus named for Lane Kiffin.


Speaking of bitter Big Orange, whenever UCLA’s new QB makes a mistake, my phone vibrates from more 865 area code numbers than the Dollywood complaint line when they run out of cinnamon bread.


Charlotte, formerly UNC-Charlotte, hosted the Tar Heels, formerly UNC-Chapel Hill but now UNC-Chapel Bill, in the season’s first Pillow Fight of the Week of the Year. Belichick earned his first win as a college head coach and celebrated by throwing the credentials of New England Patriots scouts into a bonfire.


For the second consecutive week, the Other Other Owls scored nine points. After surrendering just 10 points to Wake Forest in Week 1, they were edged by Indiana 56-9. Now, they will face Merrimack, which is taking on its second Bottom 10 team in three weeks, with a win over St. Anselm sandwiched in between. Saint Anselm was the Archbishop of Canterbury until his death in the year 1109, coincidentally the same year Belichick started coaching.


This was a Fun Belt toss-up between Georgia State Not Southern and Georgia Southern Not State. They are both 0-2, so we went with a points for/points against tiebreaker. Southern has surrendered 101 points and scored 34. State also has surrendered 101 points but scored only 23. Mark your calendars for Oct. 18. The score will be tied 101-101 at the end of regulation, and whoever wins in overtime will retain exclusive rights to the usage of GSU, while the other will have to change all its lettering to GUS.

Waiting list: Oregon Trail State (you have died of dysentery), Do You Know The Way to San Jose State, Stanford, Eastern Michigan University Emus, the whole bottom half of #MACtion, Marshall Blundering Herd, UNC-Chapel Bill, weather delays.

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The matchup between the No. 2 Indiana Hoosiers and the Penn State Nittany Lions turned wild in the fourth quarter. The Hoosiers held a 20-10 lead before Nicholas Singleton and the Penn State offense got moving. Then IU QB, and Heisman candidate, Fernando Mendoza threw and interception that set up an incredible finish.

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Poll: Mendoza top vote-getter as NFL draft’s QB1

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The volatility and unpredictability of the 2025 college football season has rippled through the group of draft-eligible quarterbacks.

ESPN repolled 25 NFL scouts and executives about who will be the first quarterback taken in the 2026 NFL draft, with the results drastically different from six weeks ago.

In the latest poll, Indiana‘s Fernando Mendoza was the top vote-getter with 13 votes, putting him ahead of Oregon‘s Dante Moore (6) and Alabama‘s Ty Simpson (3). Notably, none of those quarterbacks received a vote in the first poll, and all have eligibility remaining.

The other three quarterbacks receiving votes were Oklahoma‘s John Mateer (1), Cincinnati‘s Brendan Sorsby (1) and South Carolina‘s LaNorris Sellers (1). Only Sellers and Mateer had votes in the first poll.

“It’s not a stellar class,” one scout told ESPN. “If you add the maybes [who have eligibility and could leave school], now it gets interesting. The top is better than last year’s class, for sure.”

The top of this year’s crop has flipped from Sept. 20, when seven different quarterbacks received votes, with Sellers (8) edging out LSU‘s Garrett Nussmeier (7). Both players and their teams have struggled this season. Others receiving votes in the first QB1 poll were Miami‘s Carson Beck (3), Mateer (3), Penn State‘s Drew Allar (2), Arizona State‘s Sam Leavitt (1) and TexasArch Manning (1).

The sentiment regarding the class has soured a bit since the initial polling. Along with the dip in play from Sellers and Nussmeier, Allar suffered a season-ending injury and Manning hasn’t resembled anything close to what his family and recruiting pedigrees projected.

While Mendoza is the top vote-getter, he has yet to establish himself as a no-brainer No. 1 overall pick. He is trending that way, but there is not yet conviction behind those projections.

Mendoza transferred from Cal and has taken a leap under coach Curt Cignetti and the tutelage of offensive coordinator Mike Shanahan and quarterbacks coach Chandler Whitmer. His completion percentage is 72.3%, up from 68.7%, and he has thrown 25 touchdowns, nine more than last season at Cal. He has also rushed for four touchdowns and is averaging 9.5 yards per attempt, up from 7.8.

What do scouts like? They start with the basics of him being 6-foot-5 and 225 pounds. He idolizes Tom Brady, which is viewed as a strong North Star for a prospect.

“He has ‘wow’ throws and playmaking passer ability,” one scout told ESPN. “He can anticipate post-snap.”

Added another: “He’s decisive, and he sees everything well. He’s got accuracy down the field and is very tough in the pocket.”

There was a play against Iowa where Mendoza hung in the pocket and got decked by a Hawkeyes linebacker while delivering a perfect ball to a receiver in tight coverage.

Moore’s emergence has been sudden. He has started 13 games, including five at UCLA in 2023 before backing up Dillon Gabriel at Oregon last season. A redshirt sophomore who entered college as ESPN’s No. 2 overall player, Moore is 6-3 and 206 pounds. He attempted just eight passes last season but has maximized his starting role in 2025, with 19 touchdowns, a 71.4% completion percentage and 1,772 passing yards.

Simpson didn’t start a game until this season, which has led to speculation in NFL circles that he will return to college. (Quarterbacks with under 25 starts don’t have a consistent track record of NFL success.) Simpson has soared onto radars with 20 touchdowns and just one interception. He has completed 67.8% of his passes and thrown for 2,184 yards.

Sorsby might be the biggest surprise. While he struggled in high-wattage spots against Nebraska and Utah, he has clearly progressed.

One scout summed him up this way: “He’s big, tough, athletic and smart. He’s a leader and can make off-schedule plays and change arm angles. He’s got the ‘It.’ I think he’s very gifted.”

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Buffalo Sabres captain Rasmus Dahlin is taking a leave of absence from the team to join his fiancée in Sweden, where she continues to recover from a heart transplant.

There is no timetable for when Dahlin will return to the Sabres. Coach Lindy Ruff was able to share that Dahlin’s fiancée, Carolina Matovac, hadn’t suffered any setbacks.

“[Dahlin] said everything is OK,” Ruff told reporters Friday. “I think it’s been incredibly hard. I fully understand what this young man is going through. I don’t think you can describe it. I’m very passionate about the fact that no one would want to walk in his shoes and to have dealt with what he has dealt with. He has the support of everybody on this. This is larger than hockey.”

Matovac began feeling sick last summer while she and Dahlin were vacationing in France. She experienced sudden heart failure and received life-saving care en route to the hospital. Matovac has remained in Sweden to recover while Dahlin started the new season with Buffalo.

The 25-year-old blueliner is two years into his tenure as Sabres captain and has anchored the club’s defense practically since Buffalo drafted him first overall in 2018. Given Matovac’s health issues, it has been a distracting season for Dahlin, but he has managed nine points in 14 games and carries a heavy workload at over 24 minutes per night.

But Dahlin expressed some frustration about his performance this season following Buffalo’s 3-0 loss to St. Louis on Thursday.

“I got more to give. I’m not satisfied,” Dahlin told reporters. “I want to create more. I want to do more out there. I’m not satisfied, but I’m on the way.”

Some things are bigger than a stat sheet or standings, though, and that’s where Ruff wants to see Dahlin’s focus going for now.

“Family and personal come before hockey,” Ruff said. “Hockey’s our job, hockey’s our lifeline, but family and personal trump anything else.”

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