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adminAnother week of MLB Power Rankings means another week of Milwaukee atop our list, as the Brewers are still rolling along as the best team in baseball, though might be slowing down after dropping three of four games to the division rival Cubs.
Sitting at least five games behind the Brewers in the National League standings are the Phillies, Dodgers and Cubs, who are all neck and neck as the battle for playoff positioning begins and we approach the stretch run. The four powerhouse NL teams all reside in our top six.
Meanwhile, in the American League, two juggernauts have continued to set themselves apart: Detroit and Toronto. The Tigers, who jumped back into the top three this week, are a game and a half up on the Blue Jays, who round out our top five. And after a slight slump following the trade deadline, the Yankees seem to have found their footing once again as they attempt to cut into Toronto’s division lead.
Our expert panel has ranked every team based on a combination of what we’ve seen and what we already knew going into the 162-game marathon that is a full baseball season. We also asked ESPN MLB experts Bradford Doolittle, Jorge Castillo and David Schoenfield to weigh in with an observation for all 30 teams.
Week 20 | Second-half preview | Preseason rankings
Record: 79-48
Previous ranking: 1
Milwaukee’s lead over Philadelphia in the race for the NL’s top seed is at five games despite the Brewers dropping three in a row in Chicago, giving them around an 82% shot at landing the coveted No. 1 slot. It’s a good omen. Milwaukee has entered the postseason as a 1-seed twice, both times parlaying it into deep playoff runs. In 1982, the Brewers won the AL pennant and, in their only World Series appearance, took the Cardinals to seven games. In 2018, Milwaukee was the NL’s No. 1 and took the Dodgers to a seventh game in the National League Championship Series. — Doolittle
Record: 74-53
Previous ranking: 2
Although the main concern is certainly Zack Wheeler’s health, his potential season-ending blood clot will test the depth of the Phillies’ rotation. Aaron Nola‘s return Sunday didn’t go well, but Ranger Suarez broke out of a mini-slump with a strong outing Monday (his first 10-strikeout, no-walk game) and Cristopher Sanchez continued to show he deserves Cy Young consideration with a 12-strikeout performance Tuesday. Oh, and a first for Bryce Harper in Monday’s win: He hit his longest home run since 2023 in the first inning and then topped that distance later in the game with a 448-foot blast, becoming the first Phillies player with two 440-foot home runs in the same game (and the first in the majors this season) since Statcast began in 2015. — Schoenfield
Record: 76-53
Previous ranking: 5
Tarik Skubal continued to solidify his case for a second straight AL Cy Young Award by twirling seven scoreless innings Tuesday against the Astros. He struck out 10 batters, becoming the first pitcher to reach 200 strikeouts this season. The left-hander has a 2.32 ERA in 159⅓ innings across 25 starts. He leads major league starters in FIP and fWAR. Garrett Crochet and Hunter Brown have enjoyed stellar seasons, but it’s Skubal’s award to lose. — Castillo
Record: 72-55
Previous ranking: 4
Eighteen years into his MLB career, Clayton Kershaw continues to be a marvel. Through 15 starts, he has gone 7-2, raising his career victory total to 219. His 3.01 ERA translates to a 139 ERA+, not quite peak Kershaw but numbers any team would love to have in its rotation. He has done this with plain old pitching, as his once elite strikeout rate continues its ongoing deterioration. Kershaw’s rate of 5.7 whiffs per nine innings is down 1.5 from last season and is nearly four whiffs shy of his career average. It’s less than half his peak result of 11.6 in 2015. — Doolittle
Record: 74-54
Previous ranking: 3
The Blue Jays received a scare this week when Vladimir Guerrero Jr. left Monday’s game with a hamstring injury after stretching to make a play at first base. An MRI showed just inflammation, a positive development considering the possibilities, but it’s something they will have to monitor down the stretch. Guerrero is Toronto’s $500 million franchise cornerstone. He has been one of the best hitters in the sport again this season, batting .298 with 21 home runs and an 0.894 OPS in 124 games. Losing him for an extended stretch could torpedo the Jays’ World Series hopes. — Castillo
Record: 73-54
Previous ranking: 7
If there is a bright side to the Cubs’ second-half woes on offense it’s that it might shine a light on a pitching staff that has been a little underrated all season. And it has remained solid even during Chicago’s post-break downturn. Though the team ERA (3.81, 11th in MLB) is more good than great and its ERA+ (100) indicates league-average pitching, the Cubs’ run distribution tells a story of consistency. Chicago has held opponents to three runs or fewer 70 times this season, most in baseball. The Cubs’ record in those games: 57-13. — Doolittle
Record: 71-56
Previous ranking: 8
The Padres’ deadline-fortified offense hasn’t performed much differently since the additions of Ramon Laureano, Freddy Fermin and Ryan O’Hearn. The Padres are fourth in OBP in August and remain the toughest club to strike out. San Diego is 22nd in runs on the season, mostly because it ranks 29th in homers. The Padres’ diverse attack has been less reliant on homers for scoring than any team in baseball. The question for October remains: When the playoffs arrive and the ability to string together hits becomes more challenging, will a shortfall of home runs prove to be San Diego’s fatal flaw? — Doolittle
Record: 69-57
Previous ranking: 12
The Yankees are scariest with Aaron Judge and Giancarlo Stanton both in the lineup — just look at Tuesday’s home run barrage in Tampa. But that won’t happen every day until Judge recovers enough from his flexor strain to be cleared to return to the outfield. When that will happen remains unclear. Judge increased his throwing to 150 feet this week, which qualifies as a positive development, but a return date to right field has not been publicly set.
For now, Judge is the Yankees’ every-day designated hitter, which means Stanton, who is 35 and doesn’t move well, has to play right field to be in the lineup. The Yankees are making it work, but getting Judge cleared to play the outfield — even just occasionally, if not every day — could make a significant difference. — Castillo
Record: 69-58
Previous ranking: 9
The Astros had one of the best bullpens in the first half, but that group has struggled since the All-Star break with an ERA over 5.00 — and now will be without Josh Hader until at least late September, as he’ll shut down for three weeks to rest his shoulder. He said he is hopeful about returning for the postseason. Meanwhile, the Astros were shut out three games in a row (and four of their past five games), including back-to-back losses of 12-0 and 10-0 to the Orioles and Tigers, respectively. Good news on that front: Yordan Alvarez began his rehab assignment Tuesday. — Schoenfield
Record: 68-60
Previous ranking: 6
The highs of an eight-game winning streak were immediately followed by a tough road trip to Baltimore, New York (with a pit stop in Williamsport) and Philadelphia. Logan Gilbert‘s implosion Monday symbolizes the problems the rotation has had all season on the road. Only Bryan Woo has an ERA under 4.92 away from T-Mobile Park, and Gilbert saw his road ERA climb to 6.00 after his recent outing. He has allowed a .141 average at home but .293 on the road. Woo, meanwhile, saw his streak of six-inning starts continue, as he has now gone at least six innings in all 24 of his outings. — Schoenfield
Record: 68-59
Previous ranking: 10
The Red Sox had won 16 of 18 games at Fenway Park before dropping three straight to the Marlins and Orioles to close their recent homestand. Overall, Boston is 41-25 at home — with 10 walk-off wins — and 27-34 on the road. The club’s surge into the postseason picture since the end of June has been fueled by its play at home in front of an invigorated fan base that has quickly forgotten about the franchise’s surprising decision to trade Rafael Devers in mid-June. The emergence of 21-year-old Roman Anthony has helped. But an eight-game road trip to New York and Baltimore awaits, and the Red Sox will need to play better away from Fenway to hold on to a wild-card spot. — Castillo
Record: 67-59
Previous ranking: 11
The Mets temporarily broke out of their deep slump by taking two of three against Seattle, including winning the Little League Classic on Sunday night, with Mark Vientos slugging a key three-run home run to the opposite field. But the biggest lift came Saturday as rookie Nolan McLean made his MLB debut and looked very impressive in striking out eight batters in 5⅔ scoreless innings. He showed off his deep repertoire of pitches — Statcast classified six different pitches — and though he’ll have to clean up his command (four walks), he could make a big impact down the stretch. — Schoenfield
Record: 67-61
Previous ranking: 13
Cue the old Pete Rose-Bud Harrelson highlights because the Reds have fought their way into a scuffle with the Mets for the NL’s last playoff spot. Cincinnati hasn’t really gotten red-hot, but it has been winning series while increasing its playoff odds. The Reds won two of three against the Mets at Citi Field in July. The clubs have a key return series at Great American Ball Park looming after Labor Day, a three-game set beginning Sept. 5. Buckle up. — Doolittle
Record: 64-62
Previous ranking: 14
The Guardians, once eight games under .500 in early July, are within striking distance of a wild-card spot — despite closer Emmanuel Clase going on leave on July 28 as part of a sports gambling investigation — because their bullpen remains elite. Cleveland’s relief corps ranks fourth in the majors with a 3.07 ERA and eighth in Win Probability Added in Clase’s absence. Cade Smith has continued dazzling as the club’s primary closer with a 2.13 ERA across 12⅔ innings — though he blew the save in Wednesday’s extra-inning loss — and rookie left-hander Erik Sabrowski hasn’t allowed a run in 7⅔ frames. — Castillo
Record: 65-62
Previous ranking: 18
On Tuesday, Bobby Witt Jr. became the fourth player in major league history to register at least 100 home runs and 100 steals through his first four seasons, joining Julio Rodriguez, Darryl Strawberry and Bobby Bonds. The feat serves as a reminder of Witt’s elite abilities, which have gone under the radar this year after finishing as AL MVP runner-up last season. Witt, rather quietly, is third in the majors in fWAR while batting .291 with 17 home runs, 32 steals and a .843 OPS and ranking second among big-league shortstops in Outs Above Average. He’s the complete package. — Castillo
Record: 63-65
Previous ranking: 15
The August slump continues as the Rangers have dropped well off in the wild-card race and seen their playoff chances dip to under 10%. The pitching, which had been so good all season, finally broke a little and posted a 5.66 ERA during a 2-9 recent stretch. Phil Maton, acquired at the trade deadline, lost back-to-back games, and fellow reliever Danny Coulombe, another deadline pickup, also lost a game. Joc Pederson continues to get regular at-bats for some reason, and Marcus Semien, after hitting better in June and July, is scuffling again. The Astros and Mariners haven’t quite slammed the door on Texas, but time is running out. — Schoenfield
Record: 61-66
Previous ranking: 19
Steinbrenner Field doesn’t belong to the Rays, and they were reminded of that fact Tuesday when the Yankees tied a franchise record with nine home runs in a 13-3 win at their own spring training facility. Tampa Bay’s Shane Baz gave up five of the homers in three innings, continuing his misery at the homer-happy ballpark. The right-hander’s numbers at Steinbrenner Field are abysmal: 7.06 ERA, .888 OPS against and 18 home runs allowed in 13 outings. All rank worst in the majors among pitchers with at least 60 innings at home this season. — Castillo
Record: 61-66
Previous ranking: 17
As the Giants’ once-promising season has settled into yawn-inducing mediocrity, we can identify when the wave broke and what has happened since it rolled back. The high point was June 11, when San Francisco beat Colorado for a seventh straight win to go a season-best 12 games over .500. The Giants were a half-game back of the Dodgers in the division race and topped the early wild-card standings. The Giants were on pace to score 684 runs and allow 567. Those paces are now 656 runs scored and 662 allowed. A slight decline offensively, but a collapse on the pitching side. — Doolittle
Record: 63-65
Previous ranking: 16
The Cardinals have neither played well nor bottomed out. Instead, they remain muddled in the average-to-below strata of MLB. This continues the ongoing malaise of a franchise and a fan base accustomed to a higher standard. If the Cardinals win fewer than 89 games — a virtual certainty — their three-year winning percentage will dip below .500 for the first time this century. After the 1999 season, their three-year mark was down to .475, but they then won 96 games in 2000 to move back over .500. They have kept their rolling average above breakeven ever since until, likely, this season. — Doolittle
Record: 62-66
Previous ranking: 21
The Diamondbacks are tied for fourth in the majors in scoring and rank sixth in OPS during August. It’s a small sample but an encouraging one in the aftermath of Arizona’s deadline subtractions of key hitters Josh Naylor and Eugenio Suarez. On the flip side, venerable infield prospect Jordan Lawlar hasn’t had a chance to take advantage of Suarez’s departure because of a lingering hamstring strain. Good news on that front: Lawlar returned to action at the Triple-A level Aug. 14 and should be in position for his first MLB game action since last May before long. — Doolittle
Record: 61-66
Previous ranking: 22
What’s the long-term fix for the Angels? They’ll need to find a way to develop starting pitchers who can strike out some batters. They rank near the bottom of the majors in rotation strikeout rate, with Kyle Hendricks and Jack Kochanowicz possessing two of the lowest K rates among starters. The other problem is the rotation ranks similarly in walk rate, so the Angels compound their lack of swing-and-miss stuff with too many free passes. Other than 2025 first-round pick Tyler Bremner, there might not be much immediate help on the farm as top pitching prospects George Klassen (6.55 ERA in Double-A) and Caden Dana (injuries) have had unproductive seasons. — Schoenfield
Record: 59-67
Previous ranking: 24
Samuel Basallo has arrived, and the early returns are downright thrilling for the organization. The top prospect became the youngest position player to appear in a game in the majors this season when he made his debut Sunday in Houston at 21 years and 4 days old. He proceeded to go 1-for-4 with two RBIs and had a home run robbed as Baltimore’s designated hitter in a 12-0 win over the Astros. He then made his catching debut Monday against the Red Sox and blasted two rockets, including one off the Green Monster for his first career extra-base hit.
At 6-foot-4, Basallo can mash. The question is whether he will remain behind the plate or shift to first base with Adley Rutschman entrenched as the Orioles’ primary catcher. A move to first is likely. — Castillo
Record: 60-67
Previous ranking: 20
The Marlins have faded out of the wild-card picture with a tough August, but one bright spot has been outfielder Jakob Marsee, who was called up Aug. 1. The left-handed hitter had a two-homer, seven-RBI game and has showcased an above-average contact rate and good plate discipline so far. Part of last year’s Luis Arraez trade with the Padres, Marsee was hitting just .246 in Triple-A (after hitting .200 in the minors in 2024), so we’ll see if the bat is legit, but he has been scoring the ball so far. And though his speed is only a tick above average, he did have 47 steals in the minors as well. — Schoenfield
Record: 58-69
Previous ranking: 25
Shortstop will undoubtedly be at the top of the offseason shopping list for the Braves. Nick Allen has been one of the top defensive shortstops in the league, but his complete lack of production at the plate — no home runs plus a low batting average — has helped crater the offense. If the rest of the lineup was hitting, you could play him, but the rest of the lineup hasn’t hit as expected. The free agent shortstop class is thin aside from Bo Bichette, but Bichette is at the bottom of the league in Statcast’s defensive metrics. — Schoenfield
Record: 58-68
Previous ranking: 23
The Pohlad family isn’t selling the Twins after all. In a statement released last week, the family announced it will remain the principal owner of the club and will add new investors. The decision surfaced two weeks after the Twins traded 10 players from their 26-man active roster ahead of the trade deadline as they head to their lowest attendance total since Target Field opened in 2010. — Castillo
Record: 58-70
Previous ranking: 26
Nick Kurtz‘s home run rate has dropped since his four-homer game, but he has still been hitting .300 with an OBP over .400 as his walk rate continues to climb, in part because pitchers simply aren’t challenging him as often. He should get to 502 plate appearances by season’s end, which will make him an official qualified hitter. If he finishes with an OPS over 1.000, he’ll join Albert Pujols and Aaron Judge as the only rookies to do so since World War II. — Schoenfield
Record: 54-74
Previous ranking: 27
How bad has Pittsburgh’s offense been this season? Well, the Pirates are on pace to score just 570 runs this season. That would be their worst output over an uninterrupted season since 1985, when they scored 568 runs while losing 104 games. That was the season before Barry Bonds’ MLB debut. The Pirates, whose pitchers have ranked in the top half by ERA+ all season after finishing at exactly league-average in 2024, would see a drop-off of nearly 100 runs over 2024 if they retain this pace. Their 665 runs last season ranked 24th in MLB. — Doolittle
Record: 45-82
Previous ranking: 28
Where was this Luis Robert Jr. over the season’s first three months? That’s a question the White Sox front office has to be asking after the talented center fielder sank his trade value with dismal production through the beginning of July before turning things around to resemble the player the club envisioned him to be. Robert was batting .185 with a .583 OPS in 75 games through July 9. Since then, he is hitting .300 with a .833 OPS in 30 games. With $20 million team options each of the next two years — and the White Sox mired in a deep rebuild — he will be a prime trade candidate this winter if he continues on this trajectory down the stretch. — Castillo
Record: 51-75
Previous ranking: 29
Dylan Crews is finally off the IL, playing his first MLB games since May 20. His 13-game rehab stint in Triple-A wasn’t promising, as he hit .244/.311/.415 with one walk in 45 plate appearances, but he’ll certainly get regular duty in the outfield the rest of this season. Crews still has barely 300 PAs in the majors, but it’s time he starts showing something so the Nationals can count on him for 2026. As one of the most hyped collegiate players in recent years and the No. 2 pick in 2023, they clearly need him to develop into a foundational piece of the roster. — Schoenfield
Record: 37-90
Previous ranking: 30
The Rockies have been easy targets for derision, but they’ve strung together a long enough stretch of decent baseball to give the barb throwers a week off. Don’t get us wrong — this is still a team on pace to lose 115 to 116 games and allow more than 1,000 runs. But the offense has been less bad lately, giving Colorado a good shot at avoiding the single-season loss record. Since the All-Star break, the Rockies rank in the top half of the majors in runs and OPS. Coors Field inflation plays into that, of course, but earlier this season, the Rockies weren’t hitting there, either. Progress? — Doolittle
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Initial ALCS, NLCS impressions: Are Mariners and Dodgers World Series-bound?
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We are two games into both 2025 league championship series, and it’s time for our initial impressions based on what we have seen on the field.
The Seattle Mariners are headed home with a 2-0 ALCS lead after downing the Toronto Blue Jays on consecutive days to start the series.
In the NLCS, the defending champion Los Angeles Dodgers have jumped out to a 2-0 road advantage of their own against the Milwaukee Brewers.
What has stood out most so far — and what’s next for the World Series hopefuls? Our MLB experts weigh in.
ALCS: Mariners vs. Blue Jays
What has surprised you most so far?
Jorge Castillo: The assumption was Seattle’s pitching staff, drained after an exhausting ALDS that concluded with a 15-inning Game 5 on Friday, would need at least Sunday’s ALCS opening game to reset. But Mariners pitchers did not relent. Game 1 starter Bryce Miller set the tone, rebounding from a rocky first inning to give the Mariners six crucial innings. The bullpen starred in Game 2, when Eduard Bazardo, Carlos Vargas and Emerson Hancock each tossed two scoreless innings. Tuesday’s off day should only help the Mariners as the series shifts to their cavernous home ballpark.
Jeff Passan: The lack of competitive at-bats from the Blue Jays. Yes, the Mariners’ pitching is very good. But the Blue Jays — whose high-quality, work-the-count, spoil-pitches approach all season helped deliver them an AL East championship — were practically tweaking to swing at Miller’s pitches in Game 1 and weren’t much better in Game 2. Vladimir Guerrero Jr. is hitless. As are Daulton Varsho, Andres Gimenez and Davis Schneider.
Four runs in two games is not going to do it against a lineup as deep as the Mariners’ and with a pitching staff as susceptible as the Blue Jays’ has been this postseason.
How can the Mariners close this out at home?
Castillo: Hitting home runs at T-Mobile Park isn’t easy — the Mariners hit 134 on the road and 108 at home — but long balls are often the difference in October. Such was the case in Game 2, when the Mariners scored eight of their 10 runs on three homers — two three-run home runs and a two-run shot.
The Blue Jays surrendered 209 home runs during the regular season — the sixth-most allowed in the majors and the most allowed by a postseason team. If the Mariners continue hitting mistakes over the fence, the Blue Jays’ chances of winning four of the next five games are slim to none.
Passan: Do not treat this as a coronation. Too much has happened in Mariners history to ever doubt that something can go very wrong. They have existed 49 years and never so much as made a World Series.
The real answer: cut down on the punchouts. The Mariners are striking out more than 30% of the time over the first two games, and it diminishes opportunities compared to Toronto, which is at 13%. Like Jorge said, as long as Seattle is hitting home runs, this might be moot. In the absence of that, though, putting the ball in play can save them.
What can the Blue Jays do to get this series back to Toronto?
Castillo: It starts with scoring more runs. The Mariners’ pitching staff, tired and all, has silenced an offense that demolished Yankees pitching last week. The Blue Jays tallied only four runs in the two games in Toronto. All were scored in the first two innings. In Game 2, the Blue Jays went 1-for-28 with three walks after the second inning.
Nathan Lukes and George Springer are the only Blue Jays with multiple hits in the series. Guerrero is 0-for-7 with one walk after finishing the ALDS 9-for-17 with three home runs. Varsho is 0-for-7. Addison Barger and Andres Giménez are 0-for-6. Springer’s leadoff home run in Game 1 was the only ball Toronto hit over the fence.
The Blue Jays scored 21 runs in a three-game sweep of the Mariners during the regular season. But that was at home in May, and T-Mobile Park is a pitcher’s haven. It’ll be a quick series if their bats don’t wake up in Seattle.
Passan: Just look at Game 1 of the NLCS. The Dodgers’ offense is struggling, and it really doesn’t matter because Blake Snell threw eight of the most brilliant innings you’ll ever see. And even though Shane Bieber and Max Scherzer, the Blue Jays’ starters in Game 3 and Game 4, are not near Snell’s caliber today, they are both former Cy Young winners who have pitched in huge games. Seattle’s pitching is too good for Toronto to win this series via slugfests. So the Blue Jays are simply going to have to beat the Mariners at their own game: solid starting pitching and enough relief to backfill.
NLCS
What has jumped out to you most so far?
Bradford Doolittle: The Dodgers’ starting pitching has been lights-out. It’s not just all the zeros that Blake Snell and Yoshinobu Yamamoto put up; the Brewers’ hitters looked overmatched against them most of the time. Milwaukee had a clear plan to ambush Yamamoto as often as possible in Game 2, but after Jackson Chourio‘s first-pitch leadoff homer, it just didn’t work. Yamamoto kept pumping in strikes, and the Brewers did nothing with them.
Jesse Rogers: The Dodgers’ starting pitching went from iffy to dominant in the blink of an eye. Part of the reason the Brewers went 6-0 against L.A. during the regular season is that they faced a team piecing together its starting staff. Dave Roberts even admitted to “slow playing” Snell just to have him ready for this moment.
Not even a first-pitch home run by Chourio off Yamamoto in Game 2 could change the narrative. Yamamoto threw a 111-pitch complete game, giving up only two more hits and a walk after that long ball. On most teams, Tyler Glasnow and Shohei Ohtani would be the No. 1 and No. 2 pitchers, but the Dodgers will roll them out against Milwaukee at Dodger Stadium later this week. It’s an embarrassment of riches — and it could doom the Brewers’ chances at their first World Series title.
What do the Dodgers need to do to close out this series at home?
Bradford Doolittle: Just keep riding the wave. The L.A. rotation has become the story of the postseason so far, and even though the Dodgers’ offense hasn’t matched the pitchers in terms of dominance, this is the hottest team around right now. And the offense isn’t going to grind this way forever.
Jesse Rogers: Just keep pitching the way they are and maybe get Ohtani going at the plate. Not that they’ve needed him so far, but if he starts to light it up, this series won’t return to the Midwest. Closer Roki Sasaki is also likely to be more comfortable in his home setting than he was in Game 1. All signs point to the Dodgers winning a short series.
What do the Brewers need to get this series back to Milwaukee?
Bradford Doolittle: They need traffic on the bases, especially early in the games. They haven’t been able to showcase their athleticism against the Dodgers because no one has been getting on base. Get on base, hope to unnerve Glasnow and Ohtani and get into that L.A. bullpen by the fourth or fifth inning. The formula isn’t complicated, but the way the Dodgers are going, executing it will be a challenge.
Jesse Rogers: Putting up a crooked number would help. Somewhere along the line, they need one of those Brewers innings — the kind that forces the defense into mistakes while utilizing their speed and ability on the basepaths to create havoc. Easier said than done against this Dodgers starting staff, but if they can get into the underbelly of L.A.’s bullpen, they have a chance. That’s the path forward for the Brewers.
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The Bottom 10 won’t have James Franklin to kick around anymore
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Inspirational thought of the week:
“Are you surprised?”
“Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now.”
— Clark Griswold and Cousin Eddie, “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation”
Here at Bottom 10 Headquarters, located behind the storage trailers that hold all of the makeup and rubber noses required to attempt to make Glen Powell look even remotely unattractive in “Chad Powers,” we, like Chad’s South Georgia Catfish teammates and coaching staff, sometimes struggle with recognizing who and what is actually standing before us. Then, when they reveal their true identities, which we’re assuming Chad will do at some point, we are left standing with our jaws on the floor and face in our hands like Hugh Freeze during another replay review.
See: Last week’s much-anticipated Pillow Fight of the Week of the Year Mega Bowl between what were then the Bottom 10 third-ranked UMess Minuetmen and the fourth-ranked State of Kent. And we weren’t alone in our anticipation of a close game. The wiseguys in the desert with their calculators next to the shrimp buffet had Kent as a 1.5-point favorite, and our ESPN Analytics team’s Ouija board Win Probability Index believed UMass had a 43.9% chance to emerge victorious.
Final score: Kent State 42, UMass 6.
See, Part 2: Penn State, which just three weekends ago came within a couple of knuckles of beating Oregon in overtime, was facing its second consecutive Bottom 10 contender, Northworstern, having lost to the then-ucLa Boo’ins the week before. And the Nittany Lions lost again, their third straight defeat, then fired James Franklin, who had coached them to within three points of playing for the national title just 10 months ago.
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— Ryan McGee (@ESPNMcGee) October 11, 2025
The point is that no one knows what the hell we are talking about. But talking about it is so much fun. Well, for us it is so much fun. In Amherst, Massachusetts, and State College, Pennsylvania, they are looking out the window at the silent majesty of a winter’s morn and a guy in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into their sewer.
With apologies to former North Texas tight end Robert Griswold, former Northwestern tight end Bob Griswold, Cousin Eddie George and Steve Harvey, here are the post-Week 7 Bottom 10 rankings.
The Minuetmen are currently ranked 130th in points against, 135th in rushing yards and 136th in points for. They are also ranked 111th in passing yards. Do you think those other units look at the passing guys and say, “Stop making the rest of us look bad”?
The Beavers traveled to North Carolina and lost to Appalachian State, then hosted and lost to another North Carolina team in Wake Forest, then fired head coach Trent Bray, who wasn’t even the biggest Coach Trent to lose his job this week …
The good news for the Bearkats is they kame the klosest to akkcomplishing viktory as they have all season before sukkumbing to Jacksonville State Not Jacksonville City 29-27. Up next on the kalendar is a Konference USA Pillow Fight of the Week. Against whom do they klash? Keep scrolling …
Yep, it’s the Minors, who will travel to Sam Houston State on Wednesday night. Hopefully someone reminds them that Sam Houston State isn’t actually in Houston; it’s an hour north in Huntsville. Hopefully someone reminds them that it’s not the Huntsville in Alabama, but the one in Texas, one town over from Arizona, which hopefully someone reminds them is the Arizona town in Texas, not the state of Arizona.
Sources tell Bottom 10 JortsCenter that when James Franklin drove home from the office with his box of stuff, he was greeted in the driveway by Charlie Weis and Bobby Bonilla, who gave him a signed copy of “How To Make a Mattress From Your Pile of Money” by Scrooge McDuck.
The Woof Pack started the year with a loss to Penn State back when Happy Valley was still happy, and followed that with a win over Sacramento State. The rest of the year has been like another former Reno-based late-night show, HBO’s “Cathouse.” And just like that brothel reality program, we never admit that we’ve watched, but secretly we can’t look away.
If you were wondering when MTSU and Novada might play in their own version of the Pillow Fight of the Week, we have bad news. It already happened. The Blew Raiders scored two TDs in the final six minutes to win 14-13 back in Week 3.
When Trent Dilfer was fired by UAB, he went down to the locker room to tear a bunch of stuff up, but after 2½ seasons of him exploding like the red Anger guy from “Inside Out,” there was nothing left to break.
The Pillow Fight of the Week, Y’all Edition, is the college football equivalent of that pointing Spider-Man meme, as Georgia State Not Southern travels to Georgia Southern Not State, which is 2-4. The winner retains exclusive rights to “GSU” for the next year. The loser has to change all its logos to “GUS.”
For those of you — and we are talking to ourselves here — who are still bummed about the lack of substance in the UMass-Kent State game, picture in your mind Obi-Wan Kenobi and Yoda sitting on a Dagobah log as Luke Skywalker flies away to get his butt whipped by Darth Vader. “That boy was our last hope.” “No … there is another.” These Other Huskies travel to UMass on Nov. 12 … and host Kent State over Thanksgiving weekend. Also, how great would it be to see Obi-Wan and Yoda wearing #MACtion gear? Speaking of the Midwest, I’ve heard from a lot of Wisconsin fans that the Bad-gers should be in this spot. Yeah, I’ve seen your schedule. You’ll be here soon enough. To quote Luke’s dad — Skywalker, not Fickell — it is your destiny.
Waiting list: State of Kent, EMU Emus, South Alabama Redundancies, Oklahoma State No Pokes, Charlotte 1-and-5ers, Wisconsin Bad-gers, Bah-stan Cawledge, UNC Chapel Bill, clapping with fingers.
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Source: Bregman set to opt out of Red Sox deal
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Alex Bregman plans to opt out of his contract with the Boston Red Sox, a source told ESPN on Tuesday night, confirming a New York Post report.
The move was expected and doesn’t rule out the veteran third baseman returning to Boston, but for now, he will be part of the free agent class for a second straight offseason.
Last offseason, Bregman didn’t find a home until the start of spring training, when he agreed to a three-year, $120 million deal with the Red Sox in mid-February that included opt-outs after 2025 and 2026.
Bregman, 31, got off to a fast start in Boston, hitting .299 with 11 homers and 35 RBIs before suffering a quad injury that sidelined him from May 24 to July 11. He finished the season with a .273 average, 18 home runs and 62 RBIs. Off the field, he was praised for his leadership on a young Red Sox team that lost in three games to the New York Yankees in the American League Wild Card Series.
After the team’s postseason exit, Red Sox chief baseball officer Craig Breslow declined to say whether contract discussions were already ongoing with Bregman’s agent, Scott Boras.
“Obviously, Alex has the right as structured in his contract to opt out, and he’s going to do what’s best for his family,” Breslow said Oct. 6. “At the same time, I will not miss an opportunity to talk about his contributions on the field, in the clubhouse, to the coaching staff, to the front office. Every conversation we’ve had, I think I’ve learned something about how his impact and influence have rubbed off on his teammates.”
Boston shortstop Trevor Story also has an opt-out in his deal after inking a six-year, $140 million contract with the team in March 2022. If Story exercises his player option, the Red Sox will have the right to exercise a club option to make the deal worth $160 million over seven seasons.
ESPN’s Alden Gonzalez contributed to this report.
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